the best swimsuits

So I was reading an article at REALSIMPLE because there was an ad from something else I was reading. So first I learned about 6 white dresses even a bride could wear. I disagree, btw, well, I mean yeah, a bride could wear them, but not a very dressy bride. WWKMT? (What Would Kate Middleton Think?) Or wait, does she have a new last name... come to think of it, what is William's last name?

But I digress.

I also found this super article about the best bathing suits for all body types. First problem with the piece-- they didn't include all body types... what about "all over chubby" body type? Hmmm? Didn't see that one there.

But I did find out that if my "problem areas" are ever my hips/thighs, this is the suit for me:

Um, yeah, like ANYONE with "problem areas" could wear that suit.

Whatever.

In other news, I found the ugliest swimsuit in the world on the list too. It's for you if you have a "straight" body style. (So no ladies with shaved heads can buy this, okay?)
Ug, that is seriously the ugliest bathing suit ever. Are you with me or are you with me?