Public service announcement.

So, our house is facing a bit of a, hem, "problem." We seem to have a small outbreak of dysentery. Well, I am not actually sure it's dysentery, but it's something like that. 6 of us in the house have it.

I know this is totally over-sharing, but seriously, this. is. ridiculous.

And in the spirit of Christian love, I'd like to offer you the following advice--

Even if all of your children under the age of 7 are potty-trained, go ahead and put them all in diapers whenever a dysentery outbreak commences at your home. Otherwise you might wake to find that your recently-potty-trained 3-year-old or your friend's recently-potty-trained 4-year-old don't actually have the capacity to "hold it" in time to make it to the potty in the middle of the night, and don't feel it's necessary to let you know this. You may, like me, wake to discover the floors in EVERY room of your house have been splattered with the byproduct of this said dysentery, as apparently these two conspiring trouble-makers felt the need to breakdance all over the place in their liquid-filled drawers.