Unbelievable TRUE story

Yesterday I heard some squabbling followed by a familiar loud noise, followed by blood-curdling screams from Nia.

This time she got her SHOULDER caught in the fan. It was bleeding.

I promise I am not making this stuff up.

She said it fell over and fell onto her shoulder (she was fighting with her brother at the time).

Part of me thinks I should be disturbed and wonder if she's self-injuring. The other part of me remembers that one time I fell out of the shower and busted up my knee so bad I had to see a "sports doctor." She comes by her ridiculous injuries honestly.