I have been encouraged lately to write a book. I have not had an interest in writing a book-- until today. And then I realized I have a lot to offer the world.
Forget Kevin Leman's "Birth Order Book," I can boil it all down to three main thoughts.
1. First child-- Don't allow ketchup on ANYTHING until at least 3 years old because of the high sugar content.
2. Second child-- Allow ketchup as a dip for side items, but consider it a "hill to die on" when said child tries to dip their spoon in the ketchup, causing a tantrum in Wendy's forcing all family members to leave the premises.
3. Third child-- Wholeheartedly encourage child to eat ketchup as the main course in an attempt to sit down at a meal for more than 1.3 minutes without having to get up for something else.