Nothing says, "Happy Birthday America!" quite like--

-- this.

What an interesting, interesting world we live in.

Please don't take this at ALL to mean I am not proud to be American. I love America.

Heck, I love Nathan's hotdogs.

I am just trying to picture looking back on this culture (and others as well) as an anthropologist many years from now. And I am laughing to think of what they'd likely say.