The Amazing Handheld Bug Zapper

Last night we went over to the Livesay's house for an evening of laughter, judgment of others, and just general sarcasm. It was totally my kind of fun. :)

My favorite part of the evening (other than their daughter's confusion about a placenta tree-- a story for another day), was when Troy brought out these bad boys. The Amazing Handheld Bug Zapper (as seen on TV) is NOT a scam. We saw it with our own eyes and cannot wait to acquire some for ourselves. It's like a tennis racket but it's actually a bug zapper. So you can shoo bugs away from you and it kills them instantly with a pop and a sizzle. (And supposedly a slight aroma... I didn't smell it, but apparently it is noticable to some.)

Now. I know some of you out there are concerned about "animal cruelty." Is this really a humane way to deal with mosquitoes? The answer is yes. It is. They are horrific little creatures OUT TO VIOLATE YOU AND SUCK YOUR BLOOD WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT. And give you the gift of malaria. One could say that it might be more humane to simply repel them. Yeah, great idea! Why don't we repel them over to our neighbor's house who lives on one dollar a day and can't afford medical care and will die of malaria? Great idea! That's probably what Jesus would do... (Sarcasm alert.)