My "fashionable" feet

So yeah, I am a pretty LOW maintenance kind of gal-- fashion and all that just isn't my bag. I am not a very girly girl and probably only get around to makeup once a week at best. Heck I am lucky if I get a shower every OTHER day. But I am okay with that. It's not something that bothers me-- it's just who I am, and Nia's not embarrassed by me yet... well, not often anyway. :)

So a few weeks ago I was in Sally Beauty Supply buying some products for Nico and noticed these fake toenails the clearance rack. (I mean really, really on the clearance rack... almost free.) So my curiosity got the better of me and I bought them. However, I totally forgot about them. UNTIL THIS MORNING! I was digging around the junk drawer when I found the orange beauties... and 5 minutes later--

TA DAA!They are "something" aren't they? I just don't know how I am going to get my shoes on when I have to go get Nia at preschool...