Yeah, I couldn't pass up sharing this story... warning-- it might make you vomit...
Yesterday as we were about to sit down to eat dinner, I noticed Nia sucking on the hem of her dress. This is not really something unusual, as she is a VERY oral child and puts EVERYTHING in her mouth-- her sleeves, her necklaces, her fingers, etc... So I said, "Nia please don't suck on your dress."
And she said, "But it's all wet, I am just sucking the water out."
And I said, "How did it get all wet?"
And she said, "I think my dress was too long and it went into the potty." (You may walk away to barf now.)
And so I said, "WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?! TAKE THAT DRESS OFF RIGHT NOW, PUT IT IN THE HAMPER AND WASH YOUR HANDS!"
And she said, "Yeah, that's a good idea. That way I won't spill dinner on my dress." (Yeah, cause I am REALLY worried about that at this point!)
*sigh*
E Coli, here we come... seriously, kids are GROSS!
